Stress Relief Kit to Calm Your ASS Down
Stress Relief Kit to Calm Your ASS Down
Stress Relief Kit to Calm Your ASS Down
Stress Relief Kit to Calm Your ASS Down
Stress Relief Kit to Calm Your ASS Down
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Stress Relief Kit to Calm Your ASS Down

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FUZZY SOCKS, FACE MASKS, LOTION, AND SUCCULENTS? HELL NO! - This kit DOES NOT include dorky useless stress relief items!

INCLUDED IN YOUR KIT - "I Don't Give A Sip" Wine Glass - "I'm Your Main Squeeze" Stress Cube - "Things for Someone Else to Deal With" Notepad and Pen - "Calm Your Ass Down" Candle - "Fuck it! Just Get Naked!" Bath Salt - "It's All in Your Head" Head Massager - Body Massager - 2 Shower Steamers - Ear Plugs - Essential Oil

IDEAL FOR DEALING WITH LIFE'S "HAIR PULLING" EVENTS - Divorce, Marriage, Separation, Job Loss, Pregnancy, Loud Children, Annoying Spouse, Retirement, A$$hole Boss, Work Too Much, Anxiety, School, Valentines Day, Christmas, Birthday, Anniversary, Mothers Day, Fathers Day or Moving.

ARE YOU HUMAN? DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER HUMAN? - If so, you need this kit for yourself AND for them! Because stress happens!

YOUR KIT INCLUDES:

LAVENDER ESSENTIAL OIL (10 ml bottle)
Benefits may include:​
- Reduce Anxiety​
- Calms Nerves and Relives Tension​
- Improve Sleep​
- Support the Immune System​

WARM AMBER SCENTED SOY CANDLE (70g tin candle)
Calm your mind with the ambiance of this warm amber scented candle. ​May improve ​your mood and the way you feel.

EAR PLUGS (1 pair)
Drown out the everyday stresses of your nagging spouse, kids, noisy neighbors, barking dogs, traffic noise, or even your boss!

LAVENDER BATH SALTS (45g tube)
Our Lavender bath salts are the ultimate relaxation soak. Soaking in sea salt leaves your skin softer, smoother and brighter.

STRESS CUBE
​The act of squeezing a stress​ cube releases tension and ​relives stress. Using one regularly alleviates your stress levels and​ can even be used in meditation.​

NOTEPAD AND PEN
Journaling can:​​
- Strengthen Your Overall Well Being
- Reduce Stress and Anxiety
- Boost Your Mood
- Improve Sleep

HEAD MASSAGER
Promotes circulation. If you are experiencing headaches or migraines, this can help with the blood flow to prevent them. Plus, it just feels good!

SHOWER STEAMER ​(2 tablets)
Wash away your stress with our aromatherapy Eucalyptus & Mint shower melts. They dissolve in the bathtub and release essential oils to help you forget about everything else going on in the world and immerse in deep relaxation.

WINE GLASS​ (12 oz glass)
Fill up with your favorite beverage until you "Don't Give A Sip."

BODY MASSAGER
This massager may help to:
- Relive fatigue​
- Restore body circulation
- Stimulate your immune system​
- Improve muscle elasticity
- Increase efficiency